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Basic Information
| I Can Speak | English |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | I'm a big horror guy. I read quite a bit- mostly horror novels and books on trash cinema/carnival life/old timey mechanical toys/other coolness. I write (usually about werewolves, zombies, and hot gals) and hang out with writers. Whenever I'm reading one of my stories at a show, I enjoy trying to make people leave the room because they can't take my level of goofy inappropriateness or goriness. Over the next few years I plan on opening up my own horror-themed bookstore in the Chicago area. I write reviews of horror movies for an up and coming website. Er...The one and only time I was forced to go fishing I hooked Cthulhu, who was snoozing at the bottom of a shallow river. Said he got all tuckered out from the...uh...'ravaging of innocents' I believe it was. Anyway, we got to talking, discovered we have lots in common, and have been pals ever since. Sometimes we go to the mall and check out babes together. What with the sneaky tentacles and all he can snag Mr. Pibbs out of a vending machine like nobody's business. Um...I'm often told I look like Reservoir Dogs/Pulp Fiction era Tim Roth- so sometimes I'll walk into a diner and exclaim 'This is a robbery!' in a heavy British accent. The police don't seem to find it as funny as I do. I look pretty normal at first glance- no piercings for me, and the tattoos and scars aren't readily visible. I often look angry, though I rarely am. Eh...I'm smiling on the inside. I'm big into Rockabilly/Psychobilly. Love The Quakes, Guana Batz, Zombie Death Train, Horrorpops, etc. Also I get all grinny for some Screeching Weasel, Mr. T Experience, Muffs sing-songy action. Can go all electronic with some VNV Nation, Apoptygma Berzerk, The Faint kinda goodness. I don't give a jackbooted goddamn about Rob Zombie. I can be a romantic sap in spite of myself sometimes- I'm still mesmerized by things that captivated me when I was, like, five years old. Lightening bugs are awesome, for example. Road trips are a blast. The smell of old books. |
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| Sign | Capricorn |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Slim |
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| My Height Is | 5' 11 (1.8 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Blue |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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| Body Art | Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | Dog |
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| Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
| My Education Level Is | Some College |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Full-time |
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| My Speciality Is | Art / Music / Literature |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | $30,000USD To $44,999USD |
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| At Home | It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes |
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| I'm A Smoker | No |
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| I Drink | Yes - Socially |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Quiet One |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Observant, Friendly, Comedic |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Arts & Crafts, Reading, Music, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Travel |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy |
Views
| My Religion Is | Not Religious |
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| I Attend Services | Never |
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| My Political Views Are | Liberal |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | Dramas, Situation Comedies, Re-runs |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Horror |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Industrial, Punk |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Horror |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Boldness, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed |
