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Thats just the Lemon next to the pie.
Age 58 From Huntington Beach, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Other
I Would Describe Myself As  
Hello, and thank you for visiting my profile. Please take a seat, and make yourself comfortable. There, that's better. Is there anything I can get you? Water, tea, glass of wine or maybe some lemonade? Would you like ice with that? Ok, so lets break this down. Somehow you have found yourself reading my profile and you're not sure just how you got here. Two things could have happened. One. You seen my pictures,and you were thinking, no one can look that goofy. Or number two, you clicked on the wrong profile and ended up here. Either way, you're here now and might as well enjoy the refreshments, and take a load off, relax. Here take my favorite chair, put your feet up. Well, it was nice that you happened upon my profile, we must do this again sometime. What’s that? Sure you can take a water to go. Hopefully we can meet again, and by all means please leave a message. Thanks again for stopping by.
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Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian, Native American
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - Sometimes At Home
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Arms
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo, Other
My Hair Is  
Light Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Transportation
My Job Title Is  
UPS Driver
I Make This Much In A Year  
$100,000USD To $150,000USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Often
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic, Dark, Flirtatious, Friendly, Observant, Outgoing, Strange, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Camping, Cars, Cooking, Exercising, Family, Fishing / Hunting, Gambling, Learning, Music, Photography, Playing Cards, Reading, Travel, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Extreme Sports, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Staying At Home, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Anything with fish sticks.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Sensory Depervation tank.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Perfect, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
Write a book.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller, I'm A Movie Actor
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Blues, Jazz, Metal, New age, Punk, Reggae, Rock, Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read  
Auto-biography, Biography, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Music, Mystery, Philosophy, Poetry, Reference, Satire, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Doing something that last in your memories forever.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
Honesty, passion, chemistry, Love.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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