Inglês

I'm a big dude, 3xl shirt size. Long hair, down past my shoulders, almost midback. Currently, trying to get on disability due to a severely messed up back and astasia. It's kept me from working for about a year and a half, which sucks, but I get by. Ok, enough of that negative stuff. I have both ears, septum and labrea pierced, and so far, just the 2 tats, with more to come in time. I'm also pretty unique in that i'm a straight dude who paints his nails, all 20 of them, very bright colors with designs and the like. I figure it's an extension of my fondness for body art, only I can change it regularly. I'm a very funny dude, total jokster who loves to make people laugh. I listen to lots of music, but metal is my religion. I'm about a pack a day smoker, and 420 friendly is an understatement. I'm big into horror movies, from the good to the cheesy bad, as well as any goofy comedy. I'm a big time Simpsons geek, my first tattoo was of Homer, and there will be many more Simpsons related tats. I also enjoy anything Adult Swim puts out for comedy, Family Guy, Futurama, old Monty Python, all the greats. I'm a bit of a homebody, just like to chill with people and have fun. I'm lookin for a chick who enjoys good convo, has a sense of humor to keep up with me, a smart chick who has opinions that haven't been spoonfed to her by some 24 hour news channel, and will speak her mind. Also, I'm quite a bit of a cuddler, so that's always preferred on my end. Overall, I just wanna find a mellow chick that I can call my chick and happily ever after and all that mess.

Câncer/Caranguejo

Bem constituído/a

1.83 m

Marrons

Caucasiana

Nunca Casado

Não

Não Tenho Certeza

Olhos

Outra, Tatuagem Visível

Marrons

Não

Alguma Faculdade

Desempregado

Arte / Música / Literatura

Dude

Menos Que $14,999USD

Com Pais

Às Vezes Fica Uma Loucura

Sim - Frequentemente

Sim - Socialmente

Palhaço da Sala

Tímido, Amigável, Cômico/a

Esportes, Música, TV, Filmes, Carros

Sair Com Os Amigos, Ficar Em Casa, Cinema, Relaxar, TV, Ir A Um Concerto

Maybe meeting at a coffee shop, get to know each other, i'm really pretty open on this front

I'd like to get branded at some point

Amigável, Legal, Obsceno/a, Obscuro/a, Pateta

Outra

Todos os Dias

I'd someday like to be a writer for my own sketch comedy show

Inteligente, Seco / Sarcástico, Pateta, Obscuro/a, Palhaçada, Obsceno/a, Sadista

Desenhos, Documentários, Dramas, Seriados, Filmes, Esportes, Reprises/Repetições

Ação, Comédia, Documentário, Terror, Suspense

Rock, Metal

Não gosto de ler

Sitting on the couch with someone, gettin all snuggly, talking about everything and nothing, while watching something either goofy or gory, maybe a little herbal, just kickin back and shootin the breeze, as it were

Inteligência, Boa Aparência, Humor, Espirituoso/a, Consideração Pelos Outros

I like a chick with a good personality, that's always what I fall for first. I'm a bit of a cheesy romantic, so I like a chick that's cool with me writing her notes and all that. I like chicks that are shorter than me, on the bigger side, with tats, piercings, and possibly bright dyed hair

Íntimo, Comprometido/a