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I won't be able to read messages on here, so shoot me one on good ol' fbook. Look me up under Jacquie Stafford; or the url is /jacquie.stafford

Well, for starters, my name is Jacquie, but you can call me Jacqs, Jax or whatever floats your boat. I am a true Floridian, but by my tan, you'd think I lived in the dark my whole life. I am a pale lady, and I love it! I am outgoing, and have an amazing personality. Not to brag, but I am pretty damn awesome. I have such a gentle, sweet side to me, but yet I can still be goofy, and rough. Intelligence is a MUST, and cannot be overlooked. I get irked by grammatical errors, and pointless spelling shortcuts: U instead of you, and dat instead of that, is by no means cute, or funny.

Just to throw this out there, I have an odd obsession with Miley Cyrus. Oh, and Call of Duty. Another fun fact, Louis C.K. is my favorite comedian. If you haven't seen his stand up, go watch some now! I'm not your average gal, but I am one of the most down-to-earth people you will ever meet. I try to keep a huge smile on my face at all times, and a fresh piece of gum in my mouth. You won't catch me wearing heels, because for one) I am super tall as it is, and two) I don't seem to be too balanced, and tend to fall over in them.

I'd love to find a man that has an amazing sense of humor, and will actually laugh at my cheesy jokes. One that is able to hold an intelligent conversation with me, and not get too argumentative about our different outlooks on certain subjects. Someone that is willing to look like an idiot and have fun, rather than sit and be quiet. But even an uptight and joyless fool would get a shot if he'll let me watch my Rays games, drool over Evan Longoria, and play on my Xbox whenever I want. If that's you, say hello. Promise it'll be worth your time, I'm pretty spectacular (;

Taurus

Average

5' 9 (1.75 m)

Green

Caucasian

Never Married

No

Yes

Legs

Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo

Brown

Dog, Fish

No

Some College

Student

Teacher / Education

to strive to be the best.

More Than $150,000USD

With Roomate(s), With Pet(s)

It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes

Yes - But Non Tobacco

Yes - Like A Fish

Brain

Reserved, Shy, Loud, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing

Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Photography, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Playing Cards, Volunteering, Computers

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt

Not Religious

Never

I Don't Like Politics

to be successful in anything I strive for.

Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy

Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports, Reality Shows, Re-runs

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult

Rap, Rock, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Dance, Reggae, Punk

News, Ancient, Anthology, Biography, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Mathematics, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Reference, Poetry, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Sports

anything that involves being happy, and cheerful.

Intelligence, Humor, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness

Honesty, and intelligence.

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