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I Call Out But Only Echos Respond!
Age 44 From Edmonton, Alberta - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Ummm.. Hey! I Don't Know What To Really Say But I'm Johnny Rocket Boots & Welcome To My Page! I've recently moved out of my mom's basement and really think it was a good move for me., I'm just really pumped about the direction my life is taking and had to share with someone. Like Mom Always Said "Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction".

I Recently Won The Edmonton Public Library Coloring Contest Last Month And I'm On My Way To Nationals In Regina Next Week I'm Gonna Nail It! You See The Trick Is To Take Your Time And Remember Not To Go Outside the Lines...It's Not A Race You Know!? It's all About Timing And Picking The Right Colors And Outline Before You Fill In... Works Every time! Wait Till Those Losers See My Signature Move! It's Gonna Blow Them Outta The Water!! It's Been Years In The Making But I Think I'm Gonna Be Able To Pull it Off...1st Place Is A Crayola Crayon Art Set With A Bonus Fanny Pack To Carry The crayons On The Go! Mom Would be So Proud! But Hey!! It's A Dog Eat Dog World Out There And Someones Gotta Make This World A Brighter And More Colorful Place! And It All Starts HERE!
Sign  
Leo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Athletic
My Height Is  
6' 1 (1.85 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Other
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Medical / Health
My Job Title Is  
Safety & Medical
I Live  
Alone, With Roomate(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Often
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Sports, Learning, Music, Internet, Family, Travel, Cooking, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, Sleeping, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Due To Use Of Expletives, This Section Has Been Removed By Tattoo Lovers Administration. No Further Warnings Will Be Given!
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Obscure, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick, I Never Laugh

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Punk
My Idea Of Fun Is  
I'm Down With Having A WICKED Time! My Interests Are Skateboarding, Snowboarding, Paintba¬lling, Ice Hockey (Goalie), Jamming With My Band, Traveling, Hangin Out At The BK Lounge, Peeing In Fireplaces, Playing Drums, Guitar, And A Few Other Instruments. I Also Enjoy A Good Shaving Of My Whole Entire Body Then Slippin Into A Good Pair Of Cowboy Boots & Walkin Around Covered In Vaseline, Letting The Wind Hit Whatever It Wants.

I Would Have To Say That Bounty Sheets Are Pretty Much My Most Favorite Thing In The World! Lobster Bibs, Bingo With Mom & Smelling Like He-Man, Wrapping Myself In Silky Slim And Slender Wear And Diving into A Velvity Mountain Of Pillows Indulging Myself With Chocolate Bon Bons And Watching Bridges Of Madison County, Legally Blond 1 & 2 Lyke Oh My God! Those Are Such Good Movies.. Or Even Playing Twister Wearing Nothing But, My Green Speedos, Red Leather Assless Chaps, Black Knee High Sport Socks & A Watch, Drinking Jello Shooters!?! But The Only Bad Part About

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Sensitivity, Boldness, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Date, Intimate, Committed
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