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markhyena Profile Information

A lot of hype.... not much on delivery..
Age 54 From Katy, Texas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
Hopkins
I Can Speak  
English, Tagalog
I Would Describe Myself As  
I think I’m famous. I love to love me.
I cheat. Jail bird.
I drop The soap a lot.... wanna hook up?
Sign  
Libra

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are  
Black
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Belly Button
Body Art  
Branded, Inked All Over, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Grey
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Rodent, No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

More about him

How many tattoos do you have?  
1 to 2
How many tattoos do you want your partner to have?  
5+
What is your favorite tattoo?  
Coy fish for sure, yo.
What will your next tattoo be?  
My ex girlfriend
Are your tattoos hidden?  
No
How old were you when you got your first tattoo?  
10-15 years old
Have you ever had a tattoo removed/lasered off?  
Yes
Do you have any tattoos you regret?  
Yes
How do you feel about facial tattoos?  
It's a turn off

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is  
Work At Home
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
Drag Wrestler
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Parent(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Loud, Anti-social, Fire Starter, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Family, Internet, Gardening, Playing Cards, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Staying At Home, Sleeping, Drinking, Playing Dress-up
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
You believe everything I say... and own a strap on for after dinner affairs
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Take ownership. Maybe you can own me
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Troublemaker, A Troll, Raunchy, Obscure, I Don't Have Any Friends

Views

My Religion Is  
Atheist
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Very Conservative
My Goal In Life Is  
Make yours miserable and then blame you for it. I’m a solid catch. Big fish
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic, I Never Laugh

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Wish I Had A Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Gospel, Folk
When I Read, I Always Read  
I Don't Like Reading, I'm An Author, Erotica

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Power, Money, Boldness, Good Looks, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?  
Weaknesses
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Doesnt Matter
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