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noodlebum Profile Information

it is what it is
Age 45 From Hamilton, New Zealand - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
happy, nutty, fink farts are hilarious, especially on ya chin hahahahaha

love tatts want a million more, love v8s and beer and woteva
Sign  
Libra

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Widowed
I Have Kids  
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Hands
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Other, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog, Other
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is  
Student
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
student/kindy teacher
I Make This Much In A Year  
More Than $150,000USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s), With Kid(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
someone who would make me laugh
I've Always Wanted To Try  
farting on someones chin hahahahahahahaha jokes
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
to be happy
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic, I Never Laugh

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Comedy, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Pop, Blues, Jazz, Soul, Reggae
When I Read, I Always Read  
Mystery
My Idea Of Fun Is  
hot hard sex

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Humor, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
sexy eyes and lips, make me laugh?
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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