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Age 51 From Alburtis, Pennsylvania -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak | English, Spanish, Binary, Other |
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I Would Describe Myself As | First of all, I'm not what one would call normal. I'm into skateboarding (since 1984), playing with Nerf dart guns (with my nephews), exploring abandoned places, watching cartoons, collecting weird random stuff and keeping weird objects in the trunk of my car (I currently have an old artillery shell in there). I'm a good person deep down, I'm just off my rocker and only a few people in this world truly understand me. I currently have 7 tattoos and plan on more. I honestly don't know what else to say. Questions, comments, tirades and threats of stealing the contents of my cars trunk would be greatly appreciated. |
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Sign | Cancer |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | Average |
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My Height Is | 6' 1 (1.85 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Brown |
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My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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My Marital Situation Is | Single |
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I Have Kids | No |
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I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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My Best Feature Is | Eyes |
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Body Art | Visible Tattoo |
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My Hair Is | Bald |
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I Have One Or More Of These | No pets |
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Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
My Education Level Is | Some College |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Full-time |
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My Speciality Is | Other |
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My Job Title Is | Machine Overlord |
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I Make This Much In A Year | $30,000USD To $44,999USD |
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At Home | All Is Calm |
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I'm A Smoker | Yes - Trying To Quit |
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I Drink | Yes - Socially |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Class Clown |
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My Social Behavior Is | Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Dark, Strange |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Music, Games, Photography, Cars |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Extreme Sports, Playing Video Games, Going To A Museum |
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An Ideal First Date Would Be | Skateboarding! Coffe, few drinks, anything but freakin dinner. Dinner as a first date is just too damn awkward. You always have to worry about getting food stuck in your teeth and looking like a gross nerd. |
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I've Always Wanted To Try | Talking two midgets in to dressing like Oompa Loompas and spending the day with me at Hershey Park. They could randomly jump out from behind stuff and sing Oompa Loompa songs to people. |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy |
Views
My Religion Is | Other |
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I Attend Services | Never |
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My Political Views Are | Anarchist |
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My Goal In Life Is | To age backwards, live to be 135 and look like I'm 30. |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick |
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch | Cartoons, Documentaries |
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When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation |
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When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Metal, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Industrial, Ambient, Punk |
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When I Read, I Always Read | Classic, History, Horror |
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My Idea Of Fun Is | Blowing stuff up, launching random objects into the air with rocket engines, skateboarding, Nerf gun battles, exploring abandoned places, random road trips, flea markets, making fart sounds for my niece and bugging my tattoo artist for no reason (he's my friend, it's cool). |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Intelligence, Humor, Sensitivity, Oddities, Wit, Thoughtfullness |
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What Do You Look For? | Gold, signs that aliens have landed, fossils.....oh, in a girl. I dunno, someone that's just as weird as me I suppose. A girl that doesn't mind that I still skate and also doesn't mind that I'm more than a bit off of my rocker (in a good way). |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Committed |