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plexus001 Profile Information

I like to eat cheese while driving!
Age 51 From Alburtis, Pennsylvania - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Spanish, Binary, Other
I Would Describe Myself As  
First of all, I'm not what one would call normal. I'm into skateboarding (since 1984), playing with Nerf dart guns (with my nephews), exploring abandoned places, watching cartoons, collecting weird random stuff and keeping weird objects in the trunk of my car (I currently have an old artillery shell in there). I'm a good person deep down, I'm just off my rocker and only a few people in this world truly understand me. I currently have 7 tattoos and plan on more. I honestly don't know what else to say. Questions, comments, tirades and threats of stealing the contents of my cars trunk would be greatly appreciated.
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Cancer

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
6' 1 (1.85 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Bald
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
Machine Overlord
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Music, Games, Photography, Cars
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Extreme Sports, Playing Video Games, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Skateboarding! Coffe, few drinks, anything but freakin dinner. Dinner as a first date is just too damn awkward. You always have to worry about getting food stuck in your teeth and looking like a gross nerd.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Talking two midgets in to dressing like Oompa Loompas and spending the day with me at Hershey Park. They could randomly jump out from behind stuff and sing Oompa Loompa songs to people.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is  
To age backwards, live to be 135 and look like I'm 30.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Metal, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Industrial, Ambient, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Classic, History, Horror
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Blowing stuff up, launching random objects into the air with rocket engines, skateboarding, Nerf gun battles, exploring abandoned places, random road trips, flea markets, making fart sounds for my niece and bugging my tattoo artist for no reason (he's my friend, it's cool).

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Humor, Sensitivity, Oddities, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
Gold, signs that aliens have landed, fossils.....oh, in a girl. I dunno, someone that's just as weird as me I suppose. A girl that doesn't mind that I still skate and also doesn't mind that I'm more than a bit off of my rocker (in a good way).
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Committed
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