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Looking for my rockabilly pinup
Age 45 From Minneapolis, Minnesota - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, German
I Would Describe Myself As  
who i am:
i'm a 33 year old white guy who looks and acts much younger (read: i'm a kid at heart). pierced and tattooed, 5'6, slender to average build, never married, no kids. i'm a musician and i am a college graduate in the medical field. i play a variety of musical instruments and play drums/upright bass and sing in my own rockabilly band. trying to start a new orleans-style dixie/swing/jazz/burlesque band. i enjoy artsy stuff, jamming with friends, going to concerts, working on cars (i have a few classics), fixing things around the house, appreciating found art and graffiti, swing dancing, watching horror movies (poltergeist 2 ftw!), and watching bad movies. i like going to the park or an abandoned building for a few hours just walking around and exploring. i value commitment, honesty, and respect (within extreme bouts of sarcasm. really. i'm sarcastic. but not about that... or am i?). if you can't handle my (sometimes offensive) sarcastic, yet honest nature, we probably won't get along very well. props to you if you can dish it back to me. i have two cats and two black widows.
to reach me, take my name, at my 'hoo, and put it on your face. :)

and if a specific someone reads this (they will know who they are), you know how to reach me and i would love it if you did. i miss you.
Sign  
Cancer

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
5' 6 (1.68 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Fanged, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo, Other
My Hair Is  
Dark Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Other
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
Contractor/Piercer/Musician/Other
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
Alone, With Pet(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is  
Anti-social, Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Observant, Reserved, Shy, Strange, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Cars, Computers, Cooking, Dancing, Dining, Family, Internet, Gambling, Games, Learning, Movies, Music, Photography, Theater, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
I'm up for pretty much anything, as long as there's some time dedicated to finding out more about the other person; whatever way that may be. There's lots to be said about bowling... especially if there's a punk rock band playing in the middle of the lanes.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Falling through a large glass window, rejuvenating a human head, attaching said head to various body limbs in picasso-like order, whistling, riding a horse while swinging a rope over my head and yelling "he-yah!".
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
On Holidays
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
A career in music, art, or body mods would be ideal. Basically, to be successful and happy doing whatever makes me as such. Having a family.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Instructional, Movies, Reality Shows, Re-runs, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Horror, Thriller, I'm A Movie Actor
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Blues, Classical, Electronic, Industrial, Jazz, Pop, Punk, Rock, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist
When I Read, I Always Read  
I Don't Like Reading, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Going on an adventure, thrifting, exploring abandoned buildings, seeing a live band (local or nationally known), going to a burlesque show, playing musical instruments, working on my old cars, fixing things, hanging out. BOWLING.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
I look for someone who can hold their own. Brutally honest, obscenely/offensively humorous, more outgoing than I am (which isn't too hard). I love a girl who isn't afraid to get dirty, yet also isn't afraid to dress up for a night on the town. I'd like someone who'd at least put up with my desire for swing dancing, random antics, and my artistic development. It'd be awesome if you were in the body mod or music industry. At the very least, I love finding new people to talk to.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
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