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A little crazy, but a whole lot of fun!
Age 51 From Surrey, British Columbia - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
---Girls---
---are like apples---
---on trees. The best ones---
---are at the top of the tree.---
---The boys dont want to reach---
---for the good ones because they ---
--are afraid of falling and getting hurt.---
-Instead, they just get the rotten apples-
--from the ground that aren't as good, --
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
--reality, they're amazing. They just---
---have to wait for the right boy to---
--- come along, the one who's---
--- brave enough to---
---climb all---
--- the way---
---to the top---
--- of the tree.---

I am the prized apple at the top of the tree. The biggest, shiniest, juiciest apple you have ever seen, and once plucked from the tree and kept safe on the way down (not dropped and bruised to be picked up later) will keep you satisfied and not wanting any other apple ever again, because nothing could compare to this great apple.
I guess what I am trying to convey, is that I am looking for a man who wants to treat me the way a woman should be treated and anything less than that won't do. I should stress that I am also only willing to date like-minded individuals with respect to family/children in the future. The package that this wonderful man is wrapped up in does not matter, only that he makes me laugh and my eyes sparkle when I'm with him. The rest will follow! Cheers
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Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Curvy
My Height Is  
5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Belly Button Ring, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Other
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Food / Catering
My Job Title Is  
I am a Chef
I Live  
With Pet(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Loud, Comedic, Party Starter, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Music, Movies, Dancing, Family, Dining, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, Extreme Sports
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Everyone is so completely different, therefore, the choice of venue and circumstance surrounding each date would reflect that. I am extremely thoughtful, so I would make sure that it would be fantastic, and would suit the person I choose to go out with!
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Skydiving, white water rafting all over BC and any country I visit, paint ball, scuba diving, kayaking, slalom water skiing (haven't made it up on one ski yet), Grouse Grind, Absynthe, Camping in the total wilderness, backpacking somewhere, Cooking for a food critic, latin dance classes---more but can't think
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Goal In Life Is  
to give my time and service to others in need - it is my goal to volunteer with Make a Wish foundation for terminally ill children... other than that, to keep on making people laugh and to love my kindred as much as I can!
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Comedy, Drama
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rap, Rock, Blues, Latin, New age, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Auto-biography, Biography, Health
My Idea Of Fun Is  
to decide just prior to a weekend to pick up and take off, anywhere, on a spontaneous road trip

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Committed
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