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Laid back dude seeks cool chick
Age 39 From Papillion, Nebraska - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm a big dude, 3xl shirt size. Long hair, down past my shoulders, almost midback. Currently, trying to get on disability due to a severely messed up back and astasia. It's kept me from working for about a year and a half, which sucks, but I get by. Ok, enough of that negative stuff. I have both ears, septum and labrea pierced, and so far, just the 2 tats, with more to come in time. I'm also pretty unique in that i'm a straight dude who paints his nails, all 20 of them, very bright colors with designs and the like. I figure it's an extension of my fondness for body art, only I can change it regularly. I'm a very funny dude, total jokster who loves to make people laugh. I listen to lots of music, but metal is my religion. I'm about a pack a day smoker, and 420 friendly is an understatement. I'm big into horror movies, from the good to the cheesy bad, as well as any goofy comedy. I'm a big time Simpsons geek, my first tattoo was of Homer, and there will be many more Simpsons related tats. I also enjoy anything Adult Swim puts out for comedy, Family Guy, Futurama, old Monty Python, all the greats. I'm a bit of a homebody, just like to chill with people and have fun. I'm lookin for a chick who enjoys good convo, has a sense of humor to keep up with me, a smart chick who has opinions that haven't been spoonfed to her by some 24 hour news channel, and will speak her mind. Also, I'm quite a bit of a cuddler, so that's always preferred on my end. Overall, I just wanna find a mellow chick that I can call my chick and happily ever after and all that mess.
Sign  
Cancer

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Heavyset
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Other, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Brown
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Unemployed
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
Dude
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Parent(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy, Friendly, Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Sports, Music, Tv, Movies, Cars
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Tv, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Maybe meeting at a coffee shop, get to know each other, i'm really pretty open on this front
I've Always Wanted To Try  
I'd like to get branded at some point
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Every Day
My Political Views Are  
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is  
I'd someday like to be a writer for my own sketch comedy show
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Comedy, Documentary, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal
When I Read, I Always Read  
I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Sitting on the couch with someone, gettin all snuggly, talking about everything and nothing, while watching something either goofy or gory, maybe a little herbal, just kickin back and shootin the breeze, as it were

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
I like a chick with a good personality, that's always what I fall for first. I'm a bit of a cheesy romantic, so I like a chick that's cool with me writing her notes and all that. I like chicks that are shorter than me, on the bigger side, with tats, piercings, and possibly bright dyed hair
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Intimate, Committed
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