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I Would Describe Myself As | I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I can cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes, Using only a hoe and a large glass of water. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby*** and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. I have spoken with elvis. |
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Sign | Aquarius |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | Slim |
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My Height Is | 6' 3 (1.91 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Hazel |
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My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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My Marital Situation Is | Single |
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I Have Kids | No |
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I Want Kids | Yes |
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My Best Feature Is | Smile |
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Body Art | Visible Tattoo |
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My Hair Is | Brown |
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I Have One Or More Of These | No pets |
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Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
My Education Level Is | High School Diploma |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Full-time |
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My Speciality Is | Contruction / Craftsman |
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My Job Title Is | tile |
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I Make This Much In A Year | $60,000USD To $74,999USD |
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I Live | With Roomate(s) |
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At Home | There Is No Noise |
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I'm A Smoker | Yes - Socially |
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I Drink | Yes - Socially |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Power, Flirtatiousness, Thoughtfullness |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Friend, Date |