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Vesimies

Hoikka

6' 3 (1.91 m)

Pähkinä

Valkoihoinen

Sinkku

Ei

Kyllä

Hymy

Näkyvä Tatuointi

Ruskea

Ei lemmikeitä

Kyllä

Peruskoulun suorittanut

Kokopäiväinen

Rakennus / Käsityö

tile

$60,000USD - $74,999USD

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