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Âge 46 De New York, New York -
En ligne - Il y a plus de 2 semaines Homme Cherchant Femme
Informations de base
Je me décrirais comme | I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I can cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes, Using only a hoe and a large glass of water. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby*** and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. I have spoken with elvis. |
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Signe | Verseau |
Apparence & situation
Ma silhouette est | Mince |
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Ma taille est | 6' 3 (1.91 m) |
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Mes yeux sont | Noisettes |
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Mon origine ethnique est | Caucasienne |
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Ma situation maritale est | Célibataire |
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J'ai des enfants | Non |
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Je veux des enfants | Oui |
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Ce que j'ai de mieux | Sourire |
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Art Corporel | Tatouages visibles |
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Mes cheveux sont | Marrons |
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J'en ai 1 ou plus | Pas d'animaux |
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Prêt(e) à vivre ailleurs | Oui |
Statut
Mon niveau d'éducation est | Diplôme d'études secondaires |
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Ma situation professionnelle actuelle est | Plein-temps |
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Mon domaine de compétence est | Construction / Artisanat |
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Mon titre de fonction est | tile |
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J'ai gagné cette année | De 60,000 € à 74,999 € |
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Je vis | En colocation |
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Chez moi | Le silence règne |
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Je fume | Oui - socialement |
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Je bois de l'alcool | Oui - socialement |
Recherchant un/e
Que trouvez-vous attirant? | Intelligence, Beauté, Humour, Talents, Pouvoir, Séduction, Délicatesse |
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Quel type de relation recherchez-vous? | Vrai‧e ami‧e, Rendez-vous |